mickey “is that a fucking gay joke?” milkovich is not taking any of this heterosexist crap anymore he is 100% done
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia.
Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.
THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
Maybe if you were you would have found the horcruxes sooner, Harry
Tonks walking around as McGonagall saying weird stuff to students
Girls asking Tonks to become their crushes best friend to find out if they like them or not
Tonks walking around the Hufflepuff common room as Snape, scaring the shit out of people